“Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.”

“Death solves all problems--no man, no problem.”

“One mustn't lay arround like a dead person.”

“We don't know yet about life, how can we know about death?”

“Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way you can get anything really finished.”

“Not that I'm crazy or anything. I just want some proof that death isn't the end. Even if crazed zombies grabbed me in some dark hall one night, even if they tore me apart, at least that wouldn't be the absolute end. There would be some comfort in that.”

“Nobody is all the way dead yet but lets just say the clock is ticking”

“I feel sorry for people who dont drink. When they wake up in the morning, that is as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”

“Alcohol is the cause and solution to all life's problems.”