“When you go out with a drunk, you'll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you're drinking, drinking is okay. Two's company. Drinking is fun. If there's a bottle, even if your glass isn't empty, a drunk, he'll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own. This only looks like generosity.”

“I'd stay away from Ecstasy. This is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance.”

“I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.”

“Maybe the biggest wrong in the world is not that evil exists it is that good people ignore it and let it exist.”

“Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments of man.”

“Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man.”

“All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”

“There is something evil about several people holding mirrors. It is not that it exposes evil; rather, it helps create evil. In other words, mirros are to be glimpsed at, not to be stared at.”

“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”

“Expect the worst and you won't be disappointed.”